It’s where I’m a totally rude to women. Funny, confident.. but rude. And often cocky, but that goes with it.

No worries. I’ll switch back to cool-nice-funny Karsten in like a week. But I gotta say, being jerk-funny is a blast. Judging by the attention I’m getting from them, I feel like I’m a hit with them. Girls too snobby to make eye contact with me before are having me walk them to sixth period, all cause I call them out on the bitchy shit they do. I guess it goes to show that high school girls want nothing more than a nice douchebag to spend time and money on them and tell them how gorgeous they are and whisper them sweet nothings in gotdamn drive-in movie theater on Double Feature Night.

This is Seguin High School. Being nice is an art seldom appreciated. And I’d like to be on the winning team for once.